Tuesday, January 8, 2013

What You Gonna Do With All That Junk? All That Junk Inside Your...

What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that...DVR Box?

Hello friends!

This is my first post of the year. Why in the world has it taken me this long to write one? I have no clue. Apparently I've lost my mind. 
What I haven't lost this year is my taste for trashy television. And I just LOVE January because that's when all my shows come back on. I mean, whose life could be complete without Scandal, Teen Mom 2, and The Bachelor? And Emily Thorne- get back in my life! I love me some Revenge. 
Also- can you tell I don't have a job right now? These are the things I watch when a) I'm feeding my baby boy; b) I should be napping since he is, but can't and c) when I want to be so caught up in something so unrealistic/ridiculous for just a little bit. 
Mondays happen to be particularly wonderful since they bring me Teen Mom 2 AND The Bachelor. What what!

So, let's chat about Teen Mom for a minute. 

I really wish that I could watch a show just about Maci from the original crew and Kailyn from the TM2 group. But since that can't happen, here's what I think about what's going on. 
First off, Jenelle is crazy. Fo' real. I wonder what she thinks about when she watches these episodes. If you think I'm being harsh then you probably didn't catch the one where she thinks she can delay going to JAIL to attend a Ke$ha concert. There are so many things wrong with that idea, including wanting to go a Ke$ha concert.

I love Chelsea. Seriously. But she has got to get over Adam. He is rude and mean and brings nothing positive to the table. I know she's still hurt, but eventually you just have to let go and move on. 
Leah is in love with being in love and I wish she'd just make her mind up already. I know that currently she is with her new guy, but in the newest episode she was choosing between her ex hubby and her new guy. I hope she can really commit to this guy. 

Kailyn is my fave. I think she's such a good mom to her little guy. She's been through a lot in her life and I am just ready for things to finally go her way. 

And now... On to The Bachelor. 
Once again, the theme for the night is crazy. But this is my favorite kind of crazy. So much drama. So many sparkly dresses. 
Here are my five favorite ladies:


Lesley M. She is adorable. I loved her dress last night and I love that she brought a football so she could get a chance to stare at his tush. Nice move, lady. Nice move.

Robyn. She is precious. Not only was her little video super bubbly, but she totally wiped out on her back flip introduction to Sean and still managed to charm him enough to get a rose. I'm pretty sure Robyn and I would be friends. 


Desiree. She's adorable and sweet. Or at least she's sweet so far. Something's telling me she can be a little feisty and I'm kind of excited to see more of her personality.


Catherine. She seems like a genuine, real person. The kind of girl that you hope a nice guy marries. I'm definitely rooting for her. Plus, check out her gorgeous hair. 

KacieKacie B. Ok, so apparently she's been on the Bachelor before. I'm just going to have to tell you, I've watched this show for many different seasons, but I missed the Ben season, so she's brand new to me. And I kind of love her. While I thought she was beautiful, her response to crazy Ashley's drunk self was priceless. It was in that reaction that she won me over. Oh, and crazy Ashley is also the one who made me love Sean. In her all-too-awkward attempt at a 50 Shades of Grey remake, he said she she was 50 shades of drunk. I don't think truer words have ever been spoken. 

So, friends. These are my faves. And if you missed the first episode, no worries. You can find it online. And I'm pretty sure you might just love it. 

Who do you love? Who can't you stand? And who just makes you laugh your head off?



  1. okay so i like kacie... but i dont think sean is going to be as into her as she is into him.... she was like #4 on bens season (which was boring, ben was the worst bachelor ever, so don't worry about missing that). but kacie's family ruined it for her- she wouldnt leave tenn... and i think sean is pretty happy in texas with his family- so that seems like it could be a problem again.

  2. George doesn't understand why I love Reality TV so much. My new show: The Joe Schmo Show. Seen it? HILARIOUS. I am also guilty of watching the last half of Redneck Island. I'm pretty sure that you and I combined could answer any trivia question about Reality TV that anyone could throw at us. :)